December 2011
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Update: He just got Arby’s.
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Bowl full of jelly
I’ve been stressing about how much I ate over the holiday — popovers and potatoes and pasta and cookies and cauliflower covered in cheese, etc. — because I want to be skinny like the Friends, but now I kind of feel better/way, way worse because there is this kid, 11 years old maybe, sitting in front of me on the bus who is not quite fat but well on his way to there and I’ve...
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“He also professed to have no regrets for a lifetime of heavy smoking and...”
– Christopher Hitchens’ obit. Probably a good quote to go out on.
A Blatant and Unhumble Brag
Something I wrote about Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been put on that movie’s Wikipedia page. I can now retire to New Mexico to write impenetrable spy novels mostly set in Belgium.
